parry_that_shit's Xanga

I don't wanna!

Wed, 08 Nov 2006 20:54:45 GMT

Sharon told me to update my xanga ... I don't wanna ...

Do a Barrel Roll!

Mon, 06 Feb 2006 05:56:39 GMT

Do it!

Duck Hunt!

Sat, 04 Feb 2006 07:22:44 GMT

Oh shit nigga gonna bust a cap in teh ducks' asses!!!!1!

BRAP BRAP!

New Video Format!

Sun, 29 Jan 2006 20:06:06 GMT

You all know I like putting cool videos on my page ... well they will still be there and randomly change ... just that you have to click PLAY yourself now hahaha or until I figure that part out but yea I'm using youtube.com's service which is easier than dancing around tripod.com's PIECE OF SHIT policy. Go to HELL tripod.com. Thank you.

My New Kicks

Tue, 17 Jan 2006 03:30:04 GMT

Check out the new shoes homies!

Happy Birthday Anu!

Sun, 25 Dec 2005 20:36:34 GMT

This shoutout goes to Anu who's birthday party was on Dec. 22!!!! Too bad she'll probably not get a chance to see this but here's some pics hehe

Saturday, December 10, 2005

Sat, 10 Dec 2005 09:05:21 GMT

I'm tired and just got home its 4:33 am and I don't wanna sleep .... I watched Mr. and Mrs. Smith today or last night whatever, it was okay ... actually pretty funny but the ending was just like wtf I wasted two hours .... but it was still a strange enough plot that it was interesting as it was unfolding but the ending just ... I dunno whatever I'm rambling, it needed a better ending! That's the bottom line. Anyway I had a retarded day regarding customer service towards me .. started off with going to Canadian Tire to get a Furnace Belt for the motor in our furnace in which the belt broke off .... So I go there and get redirected to 3 or 4 different aisles to find a replacement by like 4 different employees who had no idea what they were talking about ... And then later on we order pizza from 241 pizza and my buddy's on the phone with them and he's ordering for us and I tell him: "large, 3 toppings" and he relays the message to the operator ... and I tell him the toppings and he relays the message (Chicken = 2 toppings = GAY) so anyway he hangs up and tells me: "it comes out to $27-something" and then I IMMEDIATELY say to him: "yo that's too much, call them back, hit redial" so he calls them RIGHT BACK this is like 10 seconds after the hang up and some Dumb Bitch picks up and says some shit and then I say to my buddy: "give me the phone" so I talk to her and this is how STUPID she is:

DB: "The pizza is already made, I can't change the order"

Me: "how is the pizza already made? We hung up the phone after placing the order and hit redial within 7 seconds to change it, and you're telling me in those 7 seconds the pizza was made?"

DB: "well when I press the button the order goes in and I can't change it"

Me: "ok well how does this come out to $27-something? That's much more than what I normally order, where are your specials?"

DB: "Well here are the specials: (blah blah I didn't even pay attention to her)"

Me: "Do you guys have a delivery charge or something?"

DB: "yes its $2.50"

Me: "since when??"

DB: "since always"

Me: "ok well which location is this pizza coming from? We'll go pick it up ourselves"

DB: "Balmoral and Eastbourne"

Me: "ok call them and tell them we're coming to pick it up"

DB: (puts me on hold with some gay music)

DB: "ok I called them, you are able to go pick up your pizza, just leave in like 10 mins or so"

Me: "ok thanks"

DB: "next time make sure you ask before hand for our specials"

Me: "Why? When a customer calls, you're supposed to tell them about your specials before they order"

DB: "well we don't know if the customer is a new customer or an old one so we don't know if they already know or not"

Me: (CLICK)

Does no one know how to do their job these days? ... that place should be called 2 4 2 not 2 4 1 because if 1 pizza is $27-something that's ridiculous .. with a delivery charge of $2.50?! Don't tell me they expect a tip!!!!

Later that night we go to Tim Hortons and these people really can't take an order, they expect the entire world to drink a DOUBLE DOUBLE ....... ahem: "large tea, 2 sugars, orange flavour shot" <----- its not that hard ......

hahahah I still can't get over that pizza operator: "when I press the button" what a dumb bitch ...

I need to have my cell phone replaced which means I'm going to be arguing with Rogers now ..... Funny I was with Rogers, I left them because they gave me a shitty phone and didn't want to replace it ... I went to Fido which was owned by Sprint and NOW Rogers goes and BUYS Sprint and thereby inherits Fido which means low and behold, I am a Rogers customer once again .... With a crappy phone that doesn't work properly, I don't want a repair, I want a phone that works. Time to go back to my first company, Telus ... Cell phones are too annoying I need a stable one argh ...

if I get married and she wants kids; she can have them but I don't want them.

(Press button for more pizza.)

my head hurts...

Fri, 25 Nov 2005 04:38:09 GMT

My Dream:

This dream felt very real ... like all of the ones I have; I was at my uncle's cottage, which really exists in Jordan, however its like I wasn't in Jordan, nothing was really familiar at all. The world was different ... all of a sudden ... The cottage was at the edge of a city and it was brightly coloured, and just beautifuly looking. It looked just like this:

I know this is a cartoon drawing, but in my dream it was very colourful and very clean looking, it stood out literally from everything else in the area ....

This was in the future, and something happened which has changed everything in our world, I don't know what it was ... nuclear war ... natural disaster ... other? All I know is it had become a time of struggle and survival. While at the cottage I was there with family ... I don't know specifically who but I felt it was family. For some reason I had to leave the cottage, I had to step outside to find something or do something I don't know what it was but that's what happened next. When I got outside I look up and all around .... and all there is is this brown-dull colour in the sky, the whole sky ... and black dark clouds and smoke everywhere ...

The Sun was somewhere, but you wouldn't be able to find it. Looking around just gave me an eerie feeling, very uncomforting ... and it just felt incredibly real. I could look all around, 360 degrees, looking back at the cottage it was as if it was sitting under a ray of light because it was beautiful and bright and clean, and ahead of me was the city ... tattered, broken, cars destroyed in the streets, debris, fire ...

And all around me on the ground ... was mud and dirt, broken ground ... no grass, nothing was green it was all dark and muggy ... There were holes in the ground too, like explosions ... I was walking through it a bit and I started to hear buzzing ..... it was far away and approaching, I looked up through the tall buildings of the city to see what was going on, where this sound was coming from and I noticed the sound was coming from planes. This was our future and these planes were from our past, these weren't F15's they looked just like this:

And for some reason two of them were flying and were trying to kill one another with machine guns, they fired at each other in the air over the city, it was very loud once they approached, and I just watched them ... It was like a war, the world was at war. Nothing felt safe, they were all fighting over something I guess a resource; I don't know. Eventually one of the planes left or disappeared and flew off, I'm not sure but my focus came to one of them which circled over the city infront of me. It slowed down a bit and started to turn towards me.

It was fairly high up and started to come down flying towards me, all I did was stare at it ... And it started to fire at me.

(Normally if you have dreams where you're about to die this is where you'd wake up ...)

The bullets screamed and were very loud, the plane got louder as it came towards me, the bullets flew and hit the ground all around me and the dirt that the bullets were hitting was flying up all around me kind of like what you'd see in any war movie. The plane was missing me and all I did was stand there.

Then the bullets started to hit me.

They hit me in my feet, and my legs, multiple times. I felt the bullets going through the leather of my shoes, I could feel the pressure of the bullets going through my bones in my legs, I could feel the bullets passing through but there was no pain.

That's all I remember from my dream ... That's the second time I've had a dream where I've been shot and in that other dream where I was shot I also didn't wake up when I was shot I felt all of it, I was shot and felt the bullet passing through me with no pain.

Saturday, November 19, 2005

Sat, 19 Nov 2005 04:22:25 GMT

So I had another dream having to do with death/survival and the end of the world ... I wonder which of these dreams is gonna come true and when ... I'll let you all know I guess ...

Saturday, October 29, 2005

Sat, 29 Oct 2005 05:03:28 GMT

layout now changed ........

its gonna be like this until I feel like changing it again

anyway

I got my jays toque check it out homies:

go jays go!!!!!!!